You probably knew that already, though.

Imagine how we feel when our ISP, which supposedly has redundant links, seems to have perennial peering issues.
Pretty much the only way you're going to be getting your wholesome, furry goodness *cough* at this point is by throwing a party in the server room. (And I'd imagine that S&D would take issue with that.)
tl;dr - ISP's shit's broke. Nothing we can do about it. Patience is a virtue. Etc, etc, etc.
PS: I totally just noticed that I haven't done stats in like... two months. Not that I can do it now. Servers are inaccessible. :D
Lack of update: 2009-12-01 15:30 UTC (10:30 EST)
Well, what can I say. Our ISP is still not talking to us. (And I'm sure anyone who is resourceful can dig up who our ISP is.)
Going on 24 hours with no updates. When we know something, we'll post it.
We also have no plans to ask for donations for this problem. Because it won't actually solve the problem, in this case.
Update: 2009-12-02 02:00 UTC (21:00 EST)
(08:48:04 PM) Dragoneer: That the fiber lines were damaged, they're doing emergency repairs.
No estimate.
We've had reports of people outside the US having trouble accessing the site.
This is due to routing issues at an upstream provider.
Cages have been rattled. All we can do now is wait.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
We're back online.
Outage was due to a faulty router at the data center.
Statistics for August 01, 2009 through August 31, 2009
New Submissions: 128832
-General: 101100
-Mature: 14477
-Adult: 13255
New Journals: 46429
New Comments: 1459135
New Users: 11417
Active Users: 91547
Total Advertising Impressions: 251,801,127
Total Ads Clicked: 125,888
Most Clicked Ad: Smoking Pen
Note that the ads only ran from August 8 onward.
(And since I apparently forgot to post it to LJ last month...)
Statistics for July 01, 2009 through July 31, 2009
New Submissions: 127916
-General: 99819
-Mature: 14878
-Adult: 13219
New Journals: 45170
New Comments: 1410413
New Users: 12203
Active Users: 68454
There was a four hour outage last night due to routing issues at Ironpath.
The site is down now due to routing issues at Ironpath.
No ETA.
Statistics for June 01, 2009 through June 30, 2009
New Submissions: 107450
-General: 83141
-Mature: 12928
-Adult: 11381
New Journals: 39089
New Comments: 1195527
New Users: 10233
Active Users: 52152
Delayed due to Anthrocon.
Because of the way the active user count works, it's only accurate to do the count right as midnight on the first of the month, which I didn't do. All the other stats are fine, though.
Forums are out due to MySQL crapping itself. (I/E: Running out of disk space.)
They'll be back online sometime in the next hour or two.
Statistics for May 01, 2009 through May 31, 2009
New Submissions: 97155
-General: 74219
-Mature: 12022
-Adult: 10914
New Journals: 34852
New Comments: 1088683
New Users: 9607
Active Users: 64738
Not doing ad stats this month due to the issues we've been having of late. Everything should be back on track next month.